112 Actually Funny Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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