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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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