320 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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