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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
1968 votes · ·
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
1783 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
2734 votes · ·
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
1946 votes · ·
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
3435 votes · ·
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
2736 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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