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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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