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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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