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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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