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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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