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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intense!

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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?

They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!

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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.

Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are so good at it!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

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What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!

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