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I used to hate facial hair…

but then it grew on me!

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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of christmas passed!

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere!

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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.

They're so full of themselves!

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Don't wok away from me!

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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.

The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

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What does an elephant use for a tampon?

A sheep!

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Animals
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.

That means I talk down to people.

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